For your consideration: Scotty

Greetings. To those who have wondered about the mysterious interloper in Diana and Hayden's lives, I humbly offer the following, for your consideration.

My name is Scotty. I'll introduce myself as Scott, but should you be inclined for a second (or further) meeting, I'll always refer to myself as the above with the addition of they Y suffix. My mother always called me this, and it helps to differentiate myself from a famous California serial killer.

I work at a TV station, in production. This means that I spend time in a darkened control room, pressing buttons which then reward me by lighting up in multiple colors. I'm easily amused by such instant-reward devices.

I've been in college for what seems like twenty years or more. I probably should have started earlier, but I'm convinced that I wouldn't have been ready for the experience had I not been what I am, a thirty-something non-trad. I've played music all my life, fostered by my loving parents. This continues to this day, and I'm lucky enough to have surrounded myself by positive, accomplished musicians (although I'd never tell them this directly, to maintain a necessary facade) who I adore and love to make silly, fun, obnoxious music with. good people, they are.

What else would you like to know? I'm semi-secretive, and cherish my privacy. I'm a firm believer in universal karma. This translates directly into my dealings with other humans/animals: be nice, and in return, your life will be easier and more fulfilling. Don't be a jerk, or one's life will be less than it could be.

My past, present, and a look into my brain, to ease any concerns. Something new in my life is the addition of H and D. She's very, very different from other people I've dated, and I find her incredibly inspiring. i reeeeeally like her. i promise to you, her audience of internet people, that I shall treat her with the glorious respect she most clearly deserves.

I remain,

scotty