Thursday, March 01, 2007

I am so flattered...

...I think!? I just got this in my inbox at MySpace:

hello there,
are u into casual sex? im looking for a mature older lady to teach me some things...

First, I'm truly honored this kid thinks I've got some lessons he'd like to learn (probably so, nah, a verifiable truth); Second his assumption that I'm mature is a double edged sword for me: I doubt a mature (in the miss manners sense) woman is gonna be humping on a 19-year old from Menno, SD -- truly in any sense of the word, maturity would not play a part here, I don't see it; Third, older? older? Couldn't he have chosen: seasoned? ripened? peaking? experienced?

at least he called me a lady :::bg::: (again though! see my arguments with mature)

All this and he probably just wanted to ask me how to find the g-spot!

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