Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Biker Babe, for a day

I updated an ancient post and didn't want the photo to go unappreciated...
My first Sturgis Bike Rally, August 2001. Me & Amy, on our way to Sheryl Crowe with Fat Bastard (a term of endearment). It was just after this photo when the downpouring rain threatened our party, when FB said, "didn't you talk to your husband about this? isn't he taking care of it?" and just as we saw the exit sign, we entered the hasn't rained a teeny bit zone. We all thanked Mitch aloud. One of several, um, miracles he performed for FB; it was both a menace and, well, quite funny. Hey, at least he returned the tent. After 6 weeks.

Friday, January 09, 2009

Awaiting the news? I know you are!

I just know that all 14.678 of you - scientifically - are wondering just how much did diana's ass move the rest of the week?
Well, a lot. Now you know! Walked the dog Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday mornings before work -- to our grassy former-campground park -- even tossing the ball for him! Today, I moseyed onto the sofa for last night's Daily Show before, yes indeed, putting Charlie's backpack with black beans inside, on him and walked him to the end of the road and back. 2 miles credit for 1 mile walk, thanks the the job created by the load he carried ♥
Add to that the four stories, four days a week that is gonna do wonders for my ass. AND I get paid to walk the ding-dang stairs. AND I just found the elevator and STILL took the stairs. Mayhap come March, I'll not be wheezing for an entire minute upon completion! My ass'll look good AND we'll have extra cash AND I'll be more fluent in Espanol! Breathing well is just plain gravy after that! Add in the miscellaneous wanderings on campus I'll be doing between assignments, dang, I may soon be able use that one word, the one that is just a tiny evolutionary leap above sedentary. What is it? Filled with inertia.
At the moment.
Well, not this moment.
Oh Yes I Am! I've gotta go sit and get back to my super dooper amazing project that needs to be done by tomorrow ♥ Sooper Dooper Birthday Gift Creation does not count as a sendintary activity! Hooray for a DVR with neglected Law and Order episodes!
Come to me quick knitting gods (or angels or elves... someone?) so that Noah might feel even MORE loved in a few hours...

Monday, January 05, 2009

Happiness is always a by-product. It is probably a matter of temperament, and for anything I know it may be glandular. But it is not something that can be demanded from life, and if you are not happy you had better stop worrying about it and see what treasures you can pluck from your own brand of unhappiness.
- Robertson Davies

Saturday, January 03, 2009

Just keep moving, just keep moving

North by Northwest was on the telly this morning. Several times I awakened and went to back to sleep to the same movie, it's one of my all time favorites. Maybe it's the feeling of this is not my life that I can *so* relate to...
When I woke up for real there was a moment of If I go back to sleep, then I'm not awake and needing to move yet, when I realized, more than ever, that I need to move upon awakening. Period. My mind scrambled and struggled to find justification for not moving, which led me, once again, to the starting point of my need to move. I don't give myself permission to not like moving; I give myself full permission to find something anything that can be enjoyed on our imperative moving expedition.
Today, we went the opposite route to the park, just to mix things up for the not-so-easy-to-trick doggie. I saw folks already there (I tell you, it's a perfect dog park!) tossing a tennis ball for their dog, Cody. The decision was a tough one: Give Charlie a chance to socialize while working (still, always) on his ball-obsessive behaviors; head down to the river, bypassing socialization for what he loves to do and is less work for me; or let him poop and walk straight on home. I picked socializing and working. Which actually surprised me, after my initial not wanting to ______ mentality that started the day. And work we did! There was lots of running, both dogs charging after the coveted green fuzziness & only a couple of moments of angst between them. One of the moments could have been really scary, loud and furry moment of tennisball pissiness, followed immediately by calm submission, and make-up ball chasing ♥ I'm glad the fellow pack leaders were open to suggestions (not leaving after the gnashing incident, allowing the pups to reconcile and move on). Charlie is exhausted on every single level a big black fuzzy dog can exhaust!!
And I moved; body and mind.
4 days in a row!
Wo.0t!

Thursday, January 01, 2009

I did it!

I was awake circa 1:30 pm, walking the dog by 1:45 -- in the rain. Raining-rain. We're wet.
And garshdangitall, we're walked.
Two days in a row. For an hour.
Yeah.
I need plastic pants.

Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Get moving, keep moving, just move d*mmit!

I don't move much. I was a sloth in a pretty recent incarnation, I just know it. Probably worked my way through some cold blooded lives too. I just don't remember being a physically active person. Spurts of fitness crazes here and there. I guess I liked it, obviously not enough to become my own Cory Everson nor enough to avoid remaining soft bodied. Now having been a mama for more than 12 years, I guess I deserve to continue to remain soft bodied. My soft bodiedness has no ill effect on my health, I've dodged the obesity bullet.
And it sure would be cool if is cool when I move my ass. Really. I just know, too, that moving the muscles in my body creates a chemical reaction beyond my human understanding; it allows the whole of my body to work together. Seeing what I see, thinking what I think, hearing what I hear, all change the composite that is at any one time ~*me*~
Yesterday, I made the loop over to the abandoned campground (where Charlie got some glorious off-leash time, returning at the high-pitched kissing sound I make) and back around home again, through my favorite local neighborhood, listening to Memiors of a Geisha.
We saw Juniper berries that look like little Easter Island facesAnd moss covered, well, everything, including this rockAnd beautiful, strong, tall, evergreens, which remind me to keep the faithAnd yet another rock, supporting yet more green lifea sign of young political activism, patriotism at its finest a sign our children are importanta find that reminded me of my childrenAnd lest one think we're drowning in green overloadthe colors explode from everywhereI long to eat such beautifully colored foods!!another sign for me to seeand still more kinds of moss and green to admireand graceful beauty of mushroomsI sat for a moment in awe of this fungusAnd later, when I was parked again, I watched The Dog Whisperer. Yeah, right in my own living room, Cesar gave me the what-for about our Charlie issues. "Dogs wake up and they walk. It's what they do. You need to do that for your dog." Because the dog's schedule is tied to mine (yep, that makes me the bitch) it's my awakening that dictates the walk's beginning. So today, for the very first time of my life, save some bizarre weeks at Xian church camps with morning calisthenics, I was outside walking, the dog, within 15 minutes of waking.
Work starts Monday. I'll be scheduling a dog walk before taking the bus to work. Hm. Let's see what happens tomorrow. For today, I moved. Yay me ♥

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Frisbee Sniper

Midnight, Saturday/Sunday, Corvallis, OR, a large group of folk want to play night frisbee. On the Courthouse lawn. No one cared. Really. The security guard checked the nearby bushes for any lingering bad guys & threw the frisbee back into the circle when it landed nearby... We even recruited 4 (tipsy) strangers to join in for a toss or two ♥ It was a beautiful and amazing thing.
I don't play group frisbee. I don't play because I have this bizarre fear of being hit in the face. Same reason I avoid basketball & any variety of baseball-ish sports. PE cured me, not of my propensity to being distracted while a projectile heads towards my skull at full speed, of my desire to be in a position of having projectiles headed towards my skull at full speed. under any circumstance. Good job Mr. Bush! (a different Mr. Bush, I promise!)
Anyhoo, we're they're playing in a big circle and I'm gabbing with Casey off to the side when *WHAM* my head explodes. It's gone. I'm headless and probably soon dead. And I blink. Hey, dead people don't blink. People without heads generally don't have severe face pain either. Cool, I'm not headless nor dead. Aw fuck, MY FACE HURTS. Teeth intact, check. Blood, a bit. Hey, it hurts exactly in the middle of my two front teeth, but up on my lip. Wait! He nailed me square! Damn, that's one hell of a shot! and it hurts like a motherfucker!! I gotta get back to Sunnyside Up and get ice. OMG I can't lose my teeth wow, I'm not hurt worse, pretty cool...
I manage to actually call out to the tosser, I know it was an accident, no one coulda hit me like that on purpose ::::vbg::: (or as much of one as I could muster with my swollen lips and all.) And I make my way 1/2 block to Sunnyside Up and the ICE MACHINE! I wait a few hours before looking in a mirror, I work hard to keep myself together, well, as together as I am on a good day, anyway


o frisbee sniper
I am in awe of your aim
forgiveness with ease

















So I write haiku, take daily pictures,
revel in my temporary mustachioedness!









Go ahead, click to enlarge either of the last two pictures, so you too can appreciate that b.e.a.u.tiful bruise, revel in that awe inspiring Frisbee marksmanship!And really, I just gotta say, what are the odds of the deepest indentation on my face getting injured?!? Missed my skull, my temple, my glasses, my teeth, my nose, my teeth, hallelujah it missed my teeth!





Hit me right in that one teeny tiny well-indented spot.




If there is indeed a god or 1200, s/he/they're laughing their divine asses off at this one ♥
Always glad to entertain, fellas! Don't forget to tip ♥

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hannah's Molly

Molly ran a good contest against Hannah, in the baby-naming competition between Mitch and I. By sheer stubbornness, I won out (okay plus the fact that Molly Lea doesn't quite flow smoothly off the tongue) though I'm happy to admit that both Molly and Mallory tickled my fancy. If only I'd not been waiting 18 whole years to have a Hannah of my own... So we named her first dolly, Molly. Molly now lives the free life of a hedonist in the care of my friends, Meemer and Prairie. With this big Molly thread in our life, it was easy to begin to collect American Girl schtuff and over the years we amassed quite a collection. I've been blessed to witness the continued joy-bringing of Hannah's collection; the bittersweet gift of paying forward our fortune. Much to Hayden's surprise, I made it through an entire American Girl movie with nary a tear shed for what coulda been -- I was too busy soaking up the Joy of What Is: An American Girl movie with my son ♥

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Blossom for Hannah, 2004

I'll say it right now, a tough ornament to write about, in fact, they're piling up now, the Hannah ornaments, waiting to be written about. A both joyful and sorrowful task, indeed.
Hannah especially loved the Powerpuff Girls. I was shocked at the cutesy violence (in the tooth fairy storyline, Buttercup knocks the teeth out of the mouths of known bad guys to collect booty from the tooth fairy -- and it works!) and just as distracted right away from it by their, well, cuteness. Cartoonnetwork.com was one of the kids' first regularly visited websites for games. The Powerpuff Snowboarding game used to be free & the three of us would take turns playing. That musta been closer to 2004. I kinda miss these girls, now that I think of it. I think I'll do a DVR search and reminisce...

Monday, December 15, 2008

Bart Simpson, 2004

I witnessed Bart's television debut, in Maggie's living room, Bakersfield, CA. Half my life ago. Our regular group viewing of FOX (the new network)'s Sunday night line up, ya remember, The Tracy Ullman Show and 21 Jumpstreet ♥ I've since been photographed with Matt Groening & crew while dressed as a valet, learned to say his name properly (rhymes with raining, thanks Jon), and given birth to a son who loves, loves, loves The Simpsons. Hayden giggles when Homer strangles his son, lucky to have lived a life without throttling; it makes my heiney tingle. every. time. I'm joyful at the difference in our perspectives; I know I've made his world better by shifting my own perspective, using consideration and striving to be mindful. Bart is the electrifying antithesis to Hayden's true life. He can have Bart-like excitement and adventure with me, instead of in spite of me. What more could I dare ask for?