We were gonna flirt, ya know, maybe some mindless, sweaty sex and off I'd go and there he'd stay.
And it didn't happen that way.
"I was fine short-term. You're a great temporary boyfriend. You know the long-haul shit, well, that just scares the fuck outta me.
oh, shit, literally!"
I may be funnying something that need not be funnied.
Except it's really, really funny.
Today, I bought these fine products.
They'll bring me balance ♥ and a little extra for the ever-deserving SCB ;)
2 comments:
Hand sanitizer is awesome for enhancing one's libido. :)
really now?? ;)
dang, I went and spent all that money... I could be hot and germ free! Like you m'dear ;)
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