Paul once wondered, "Will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64?" We got the answer. (insert evil thought filled with vile name calling here) And let me just say, we're none too happy with your response of "No, but I'll divorce ya and do my best to take you to the cleaners, just as your loved ones predicted I'd do, but you were too blinded by my amazing somethingorother to see my gold-diggedness." 
(let's face the girl must have had something super amazing to lure and trap Sir Paul, he wasn't gonna choose just any ol' plain jane to fill the void left by the Amazing Linda)
Feeded and Needed, it's all the guy asked for. It was too much? Really? You got to have his baby. Yeah, you got to.
How honored are you? Not enough. Not even close. He's honored enough for you both, Lucky Bea ♥
Did you hope, ala Yoko, that he would suddenly begin, ala John, taking so many drugs he would forget about his first family (the ones who were actually there while he earned his fortune)? And that you would be the only family he needed?
Or maybe you were hoping that someone would just come along and shoot Paul, ala John, and you'd get the entire fortune, ala Yoko? And maybe, unlike Yoko, we'd come to love you? HA!
I'd rather have Paul divorced than dead, so thanks to all the gods for not allowing that dream to come true.
As for you, m'dear, I'd suggest you give a big chunk of Paul's money to your Land Mine organization, to make up for the donations they will lose maintaining you as spokesperson. I can't imagine there are very many folks (and even fewer with finances and influence) who will align themselves with a Beatle F*cker.
Someday, I'll find compassion in my heart for you as Beatrice's mother. Not yet. Not for a while...
Sincerely,
me
**I'm so proud I was able to write that whole thing without once mentioning my overwhelming desire to rip off your leg and beat you with it!
(let's face the girl must have had something super amazing to lure and trap Sir Paul, he wasn't gonna choose just any ol' plain jane to fill the void left by the Amazing Linda)Feeded and Needed, it's all the guy asked for. It was too much? Really? You got to have his baby. Yeah, you got to.
How honored are you? Not enough. Not even close. He's honored enough for you both, Lucky Bea ♥Did you hope, ala Yoko, that he would suddenly begin, ala John, taking so many drugs he would forget about his first family (the ones who were actually there while he earned his fortune)? And that you would be the only family he needed?
Or maybe you were hoping that someone would just come along and shoot Paul, ala John, and you'd get the entire fortune, ala Yoko? And maybe, unlike Yoko, we'd come to love you? HA!
I'd rather have Paul divorced than dead, so thanks to all the gods for not allowing that dream to come true.
As for you, m'dear, I'd suggest you give a big chunk of Paul's money to your Land Mine organization, to make up for the donations they will lose maintaining you as spokesperson. I can't imagine there are very many folks (and even fewer with finances and influence) who will align themselves with a Beatle F*cker.
Someday, I'll find compassion in my heart for you as Beatrice's mother. Not yet. Not for a while...
Sincerely,
me
**I'm so proud I was able to write that whole thing without once mentioning my overwhelming desire to rip off your leg and beat you with it!
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Oh Diana, "will you still need me, will you still feed me, when I'm 64" - that line has been making me so sad ever since his 64th birthday. I actually couldn't believe that a bigger deal wasn't made about it, though I don't know if I was expecting a holiday or moment of silence or what. Rioting outside Heather's house?
But seriously, it really wasn't too much to ask, was it? And while I'm usually a big proponent of the idea that there are two sides to every story, all I can really say this time is,
"I'm so proud I was able to write that whole thing without once mentioning my overwhelming desire to rip off your leg and beat you with it!"
you, Diana, completely rock!
Have you watched any of the Flight of the Concords? There's an episode in that where Yoko comes up. *g*
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