Crabby Pants of the Year Award

What is the point? Really.
I'm just wondering if this crabbiness in me, this burr under my saddle blanket, will reveal it's purpose soon...
So, yeah, I get that I'm uncomfortable and life is a'changin' and I'm not sure what to do... maybe it's nothing, though doing nothing has probably created this funk instead of quieting it...
So I need to do something...
What?!?!