Another wedding oddity... but background first.
Mitch thought offending my delicate tastes through horrific music was high entertainment. He played White Zombie on our first date, so loud we could barely hear each other over dinner. Diana not be able to talk? You know it wasn't cool. So he loaned the CD to Dave, my roommate, who proceeded to play it 24/7 for the next month or so. Learning to love this band just wasn't so tough, they're actully one of my favorites. Then came EZ-E... there's just nothing about this human that doesn't make my skin crawl. His saving grace was my hope that it really was just an act. As he died of AIDS, I now imagine that indeed Karma got him for his disrespectin' ways. I learned the lyrics, I sang along... it was really funny -- ME singing pimp-n-ho songs, songs about shooting for entertainment. I did realize somewhere along the way that he was indeed entertaining me, as is his purpose to me; the rest of the whatever he spent his life doing is on him.
Saturday night, for the first time EVER, I got to sing and dance to some EZ-E at a wedding!-- Just for my Mitchard! On our anniversary: Gimme that NUT!! Oh My GODD!! It was funny... any grammas left in the building had to have been horrified (if they could make out the words--included tinily at the end ::g::). I just channelled some Love from Mitch and rocked out!!
Cruisin' down the street in my six-four
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my dicks all hard
And you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panties off and the pussy was stankin'
Pulled off the drawers and I started to begin
Now the pussy's wet so my dick slides in
(moan)
Ooh heidi. heidi, heidi, you ho
Ridin' on the spot and pushin' kinda slow
So fe fi fo fuck fum
She's scratching on my back
Oh here she cums
Well i gotta get a nut gotta gotta get a nut gotta get it quick you know
Because I love this shit so
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Okay back back to the fucking basics
You got yours and
I want you to taste it
Open wide now don't you waste it
Ahh shit all over your face kid
You know you know one thang
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what
So roll over girl wile I stick it in ya
But I'll turn ya on
Wile I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had to tame so...
(Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby)
Gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Now I love pussy and pussy loves me
Like a lemon to the lime
And the bumble to the bee
You know it's real good
And nothing can resit it
Couldn't be a fruit loop
So don't get me twisted
Cause in some pussy is the place to be
Always fuckin is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside
Sooo...
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
(Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby, Oooh.. get it on baby
Gently put the *laughing*)
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Mitch thought offending my delicate tastes through horrific music was high entertainment. He played White Zombie on our first date, so loud we could barely hear each other over dinner. Diana not be able to talk? You know it wasn't cool. So he loaned the CD to Dave, my roommate, who proceeded to play it 24/7 for the next month or so. Learning to love this band just wasn't so tough, they're actully one of my favorites. Then came EZ-E... there's just nothing about this human that doesn't make my skin crawl. His saving grace was my hope that it really was just an act. As he died of AIDS, I now imagine that indeed Karma got him for his disrespectin' ways. I learned the lyrics, I sang along... it was really funny -- ME singing pimp-n-ho songs, songs about shooting for entertainment. I did realize somewhere along the way that he was indeed entertaining me, as is his purpose to me; the rest of the whatever he spent his life doing is on him.
Saturday night, for the first time EVER, I got to sing and dance to some EZ-E at a wedding!-- Just for my Mitchard! On our anniversary: Gimme that NUT!! Oh My GODD!! It was funny... any grammas left in the building had to have been horrified (if they could make out the words--included tinily at the end ::g::). I just channelled some Love from Mitch and rocked out!!
Cruisin' down the street in my six-four
It's like that and it's like this
I took her to the pad and we started to kiss
Now my dicks all hard
And you know what I'm thinkin'
Took the panties off and the pussy was stankin'
Pulled off the drawers and I started to begin
Now the pussy's wet so my dick slides in
(moan)
Ooh heidi. heidi, heidi, you ho
Ridin' on the spot and pushin' kinda slow
So fe fi fo fuck fum
She's scratching on my back
Oh here she cums
Well i gotta get a nut gotta gotta get a nut gotta get it quick you know
Because I love this shit so
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Okay back back to the fucking basics
You got yours and
I want you to taste it
Open wide now don't you waste it
Ahh shit all over your face kid
You know you know one thang
You know me I like to slang
That dick you know what
So roll over girl wile I stick it in ya
But I'll turn ya on
Wile I'm ridin' that ass scream and shout
My name is the same
Just another pussy that I had to tame so...
(Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby)
Gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Now I love pussy and pussy loves me
Like a lemon to the lime
And the bumble to the bee
You know it's real good
And nothing can resit it
Couldn't be a fruit loop
So don't get me twisted
Cause in some pussy is the place to be
Always fuckin is the life for me
Spread them legs open far and wide
Fuck this shit just let me put my dick inside
Sooo...
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
(Ooooh.. get it on baby, Ooooh.. get it on baby, Oooh.. get it on baby
Gently put the *laughing*)
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut,
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut, Gimme that that that nut
Gimme that gimme that gimme that nut
Oh, and this is what happens when I dance my heart out in flip-flops!! eek!
No comments:
Post a Comment