Hamburger and Helper

Our boys. Their days are numbered. Halloween's past and Thanksgiving's a-comin'. They'll soon be burgers and birkenstocks. I'm grateful for every day.
Early October, we introduced The Boys to Charlie. They weren't exactly sure what kind of cow he is;
Charlie had no idea what kind of dog they were!So, he went ahead and claimed a bit of the field for his own personal crapper.
We're hard at work on those manners.They're trusting and curious about we humans, too. We've begun feeding them fallen apples from around the neighborhood. I daresay we've become quite popular ♥ That's Helper on the left, Hamburger on the right. They mooed when I came outside and ran to the fence at full speed. Luckily, Scotty and Charlie had brought home apples from an earlier walk. After months of reading Ree, over at Pioneer Woman, I throw myself into photographing (and occasionally filming) my (temporary) bovine neighbors. Like this super special space effect, one of my favorites! A sepia setting just seems to be made for photographing cows. See: They even pose better for portraits, once I tell them I've turned on this filter.
HelperHamburgerIt was bound to happen. I was destined to bear witness to the inevitable. I was unsuspecting, as they rushed the fence for some attention. And BAM! It began...and continued...The Big FinishAnd the nuzzle of gratitudeNow, I am not so proud to present to you the 2008 Bovine Porn wunderfilm: Super Sexy Space Cows from Space. Shot, amazingly and entirely, by my wunderphone.