I played along, for the very first time, I jumped right in and said,
"Yes, I wanna eat a pumpkin pie as fast as inhumanely possible!"
I was especially excited for the super-sexy-clothing-protectin'-garbage-bag.
Mostly, I wanted free pumpkin pie; I got to bring the pristine uneaten other half home with me.
I didn't go for the scoop and slurp methods my male counterparts adopted.
I chomped and chewed and finally nibbled my pie.
Mr. Orange didn't win first place, though he had the best cheerleader and was quite an entertaining pie-eating neighbor.
"Yes, I wanna eat a pumpkin pie as fast as inhumanely possible!"
I was especially excited for the super-sexy-clothing-protectin'-garbage-bag.
Mostly, I wanted free pumpkin pie; I got to bring the pristine uneaten other half home with me. I didn't go for the scoop and slurp methods my male counterparts adopted.
I chomped and chewed and finally nibbled my pie.
Mr. Orange didn't win first place, though he had the best cheerleader and was quite an entertaining pie-eating neighbor.
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