When I got outside for my first Halloween smoke, I got an up close and personal introduction to our neighbors across the street: Larry, Mo, and Curly. Collectively. Not in any order.
As I just met them this morning, I'm sure to get to know them better during our stay on Wakerobin Avenue. That's Hwy 99 in the background. So yeah, all you Californians, my house is *that* easy to get to!
Curly seems as curious about me as I do about him.
Then I realize he's got a look about him. He's watching me.
As I just met them this morning, I'm sure to get to know them better during our stay on Wakerobin Avenue. That's Hwy 99 in the background. So yeah, all you Californians, my house is *that* easy to get to!
Curly seems as curious about me as I do about him.
Then I realize he's got a look about him. He's watching me.
He might be embarrassed that I'd just witnessed this:
Or proud perhaps.
I think he digs his role as "USDA Inspector" in Bovine Porn.
Larry is clearly the Ron Jeremy of the field.
And, as there is balance in the Universe, Mo's the one takin' it.
He's okay. He's a Taoist. All is as it should be.
I think it's really sweet that Larry has his own version of post-coital cuddling, he's giving Mo a tongue bath.
While Curly stares me down, still.
I hope he's not imploring me to keep a secret!
Or proud perhaps.I think he digs his role as "USDA Inspector" in Bovine Porn.
Larry is clearly the Ron Jeremy of the field.
And, as there is balance in the Universe, Mo's the one takin' it.
He's okay. He's a Taoist. All is as it should be.
I think it's really sweet that Larry has his own version of post-coital cuddling, he's giving Mo a tongue bath.While Curly stares me down, still.
I hope he's not imploring me to keep a secret!
3 comments:
LOL! My grandpa had a Hereford cattle farm and once showed me just this scene with an explanation of their foreplay. Yikes. Did not want to be hearing that then. But now, twenty years later, seen on your neighbors, it's hysterical.
LOL! What a "lovely" thing to witness first thing in the morning. ;)
This is hysterical. Coffee and cow porn!
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