I love it here in Corvallis! It's the most amazing, hip, liberal, green (in all definitions), college town. OSU would like us all to *paint the town orange* for the Ducks...
15 years ago, Mike DiFonzo was Duck, a big Fucka Duck. I didn't much care but it was a big deal to his brother, Mark. I wouldn't much care about that, either, 'cept at the time, Mark happened to hold a position of high esteem in my life, as my bestest friend's husband and sire to the two most amazing human children I've ever known. And at the time, was actually pretty good at both those jobs. Mike's claim to fame, however, is his relationship with Christine's former best friend and his wife; who was a total bitch (in that one snapshot moment in life).
How time flies! Mike's not a Duck, Ruthie's mellowed, Mark's gone off the deep end, Christine's evolving nicely and the spawn are still amazing. Go figger!
15 years ago, Mike DiFonzo was Duck, a big Fucka Duck. I didn't much care but it was a big deal to his brother, Mark. I wouldn't much care about that, either, 'cept at the time, Mark happened to hold a position of high esteem in my life, as my bestest friend's husband and sire to the two most amazing human children I've ever known. And at the time, was actually pretty good at both those jobs. Mike's claim to fame, however, is his relationship with Christine's former best friend and his wife; who was a total bitch (in that one snapshot moment in life).
How time flies! Mike's not a Duck, Ruthie's mellowed, Mark's gone off the deep end, Christine's evolving nicely and the spawn are still amazing. Go figger!
The most amazing, beautiful creature to carry the DiFonzo name and genes... All Hail The Divine Miss Z!
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